Tuesday, December 13, 2005

New Orleans, Great for Sport Fishing!


Two Georges can't be wrong!
Now that the waters have returned to sub-sea-level New Orleans, the fish have returned too!
In an effort to boost the local economy, George H.W., and George W. recently visited New Orleans for a little fishing trip with the news cameras rolling. Local fishing tour operators are ecstatic with joy as they've seen their business jump 540% since this time last year. Fishing boat Captain Joe LeRoulet said, "I've been a life long Democrat, but in 2008 I'm voting for Bush!"

Monday, October 24, 2005

Two Headed Ape Opens Specialty Store

Ape brothers, Charles and Richard McCurdy have formed a limited liability company called Gone Banana's - a fruit specialty store in the California Desert border town of Thermal. The fruit boutique is the latest in a wave of recent stores opened by retired circus animals. The Brothers McCurdy plan to host a cable TV show on Thermal's Public Access channel that will feature the Gorilla Duo's tips for picking out the best quality fruit as well as unique fruit serving ideas that will make you the hit of the year when you apply the Ape serving tips at your next dinner party.

Special Site Endorsement for Halloween


Just in time for Halloween, the Devil has sent us his approval. Be sure to join us on November first for the All Saints Day exorcism as we cast the Devil out of The Atomic Eye.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Halloween Fright Night at the White House.

Franken-BushFrom a secret government facility deep below the green hills of Virginia comes this genetically engineered human who will greet children at the White House front gate on Halloween. If you plan on visiting the White House, don't forget to bring 3 pieces of I.D., and be prepared to give a blood and DNA sample.

Monday, October 10, 2005

The End is Here

Transmitting from a mosque in Iraq, Muslim insurgents proclaim the end of Muslim TV as we know it. Starting tomorrow, the Iraqi airwaves will be filled with the new and improved Muslim TV that will include an overnight muslim shopping channel and several reality shows including a Donald Trump Apprentice rip-off that features suicide bomber apprentices who team up to plan new ways to blow themselves up in Baghdad's Green Zone. Every week a contestant is Fired at with an AK-47 and sent home in a plastic bag. Check local listings for air times.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Nicaragua's Army of Zombies


Just when you thought it was safe to visit Nicaragua... word of a new army of insurgents who have been growing a million man Zombie Clone Militia with super sight and heightened hearing has come to light. The U.S. State Department was contacted for comment on the issue by The Atomic Eye, however our voicemails were not returned.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Land Ho! Greetings from Tropic of Cancer @ 165 degrees west.

WE ARE 22 HRS FROM MIDWAY ISLAND. We will be joining the Captain on the bridge for sunset cocktails and Sea Mount Viewing on the Sonar Scope.



MESSAGE HAS BEEN UPDATED VIA WIRELESS SATELLITE CONNECTIVITY

Saturday, August 20, 2005

New "Digital X-RaY" film process can see through wool blends.

NEW ARCHIVAL FOOTAGE RELEASED. NIXON TO MAO: "Let me make one thing perfectly clear... I prefer boxers to briefs... They won me the election"

An image process developed for the U.S. Air Force for seeing through roofs and walls from high flying U2 spy planes has been applied to vintage film footage of Richard M. Nixon's victory campaign. Astonishingly, the process reveals that the President did indeed prefer boxers to briefs.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Good bye cruel world!


Our caribean safe-house reports: ON BATT POWER : WATR LEV RISING : CHECK BACK OFTEN

Friday, May 06, 2005

Kentucky Fried Chicken Heads


A new menu item is on its way to KFC locations across the globe based on great success with market tests of the new poultry delite. The Fried Chicken Head Combo comes with a basket of 3, 6, 0r 12 deep fried chicken heads in crispy batter, your choice of two sides, and a medium soft drink. In addition, and for a limited time, you can get a set of Star Wars tooth picks with your Fried Chicken Head Combo.

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Lizard Men found living in Downtown Shanty Towns



It may be scary at first glance, but the Lizard Men have the decency to wear a unitard, so maybe we should treat them as equals.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Worm Men spotted in the Foothills!


Officials have made an official announcement...

STAY OUT OF THE FOOTHILLS!

There have been several sightings of Worm Men, mostly near streams and creeks in the local foothills. They have a voracious appetite for meat as indicated by several deer carcasses found near their underground burrows. So far there have been no reports of attacks on humans, however local police are investigating recent missing person reports.

Friday, April 08, 2005

Vegas Used Car Dealer sells UFOs too!


Las Vegas Used car salesman, Jerry Pippen, has a great deal on a low mileage single seater UFO. Jerry tells The Atomic Eye that this rare find was owned by a little old alien lady from the M945 galaxy, and it's a real cream puff. So come on down... this weekend Jerry has free balloons and Moon Rocks for the kids!

Monday, April 04, 2005

Big Time Jiffy Pop in Roswell


The Roswell UFO Crash was really just a large "Jiffy Pop" popcorn product, officials said.

Friday, April 01, 2005

Skeleton Boy found in Tar Pit may be from the future.

NEW CiRClar SCANNING RADAR shows, 200,000 year old skeleton has 5 previously uncharted genomes, not currently found in today's humans. Scientists from Johns Hopkins say that the skeleton may actually not have actually been born yet, speculating, "What if it's from the future?"

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Hostage photo may be a fake!

Observers have pointed out: The eyes are not life like.



Sunday, January 30, 2005

Ted Kennedy urges troops to lay down for insurgents.

True Story: Ted Kennedy has called for the recall of U.S. Troops in Iraq because in his mind, they have failed, and the Iraqi people don't want us there.

Koo Koo



Saturday, January 22, 2005

Donald Rumsfeld plans to resign.

Defense Sec. wants to be a clown!


A World Weekly News report claims that Rumsfeld has planned on being a clown since his Nixon Days. more...


Thursday, January 20, 2005

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Mister Natural

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Reptilians Bow Down

This is a rare photo of a Reptilian member of the Illuminati engaging in an ancient ceremony which was also passed on to the Freemasons.



Monday, January 17, 2005

Champagne Bubble Bath

This lady knows how to party.



Champagne Bubble Baths are all the rage in Western Europe, and now surprisingly, in Toronto's China Town as well. Patrons are escorted to their own personal bathroom where they have a seemingly unlimited supply of Cuban cigars, recently smuggled into the country through a Byzantine network, primarily consisting of international flight attendants who act as mules.

Patrons can puff on cigars to their heart's content. An automatic cigar monitor keeps tabs on cigars selected from the high tech humidor, automatically charging the purchase price to the patron's credit card.

In the above photo, you can tell by her purple skin that she isn't getting much oxygen in her small bath cubicle. Chances are, she's about to slip into unconsciousness, and that's when the fun begins!

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Whus up, Fool?

Some times ahm only gots to say, Whus up, Foo?




Saturday, January 15, 2005

Zombie Clown


This is a Zombie Clown. You can easily identify Zombie Clowns by their non-blinking stare. If you ever lock eyes with a Zombie Clown, LOOK AWAY IMMEDIATELY, or you risk having your brains turned to mush.

Friday, January 14, 2005

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Google Image Search: Crazy Guy

A Google Image Search for "Crazy Guy" returned this image (among many others).

Saturday, January 08, 2005

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Bush: Alien Mind Control?

Say it ain't so! Five Aliens live inside Gee Dubya's head? Here's proof!



Saturday, January 01, 2005

Greetings from Eloy Dukes.

Hello,

Thank you for visiting. This is the first post to the Atomic Eye Blog. I am Eloy Dukes, and I will be your host on this serendipitous journey through space and time.

Whut Wudzee?

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