Friday, December 14, 2007

City Planet speeds towards Earth

City PLanet
Originally uploaded by

NASA Astronomers have announced the detection of a small planet that is speeding towards Earth. The small planet appears to have once been inhabited by an advanced life form based on what appears to be large structures on the planet's surface. Have no fear, the small planet wont reach Earth for another 100,000 years, astronomers said.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

A Great Illusion

If you look at the above images from your seat in front of the computer, Mr. Angry is on the left, and Ms.Calm is on the right.

Get up from your seat, and move back 12 feet, and PRESTO!! they switch places!

It is said this illusion was created by Phillippe G.Schyns and Aud e Oliva of the University of Glasgow .

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Special Holiday Purchase: AK-47 Assault Rifle

The Shopping Channel has 10,000 AK-47 Assault Rifles available for immediate purchase. Makes for a great gift for kids too!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Hi-Jinx in the office copy room.

Watch as this guy breaks the glass on the copier while making a copy of his derriere.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Wonder Woman picks up her Methadone

Image Originally uploaded to flickr by Gulliver

On this Thanksgiving Eve, Wonder Woman was spotted in Hollywood as she picked up her methadone. Paparazzi Gulliver was crawling the seedy Hollywood back streets when he came across the DC Comics superheroine as she demanded quicker service. Representatives for DC Comics were unreachable for comment at the time of this publication.

Monday, November 19, 2007

You'll like these Hot Buns

In preparation for the upcoming Thanksgiving festivities, the National Baking Institute is urging America to enjoy hot buns. Chef Scott Peecock, an Alabama Chef by way of Georgia says, "Your entire family will go wild when they see your hot buns this Thanksgiving".

However, some say that this year's crop may have more lead content than in past years. Floyd Pbvein, a metal toxicology specialist cautions, "This year, the Shiny Glaze has made its way from China to American store shelves. It's the shiny glaze that contains the problem." The Chinese glaze is similar to the glaze used in pottery, and it may contain traces of lead.

TSA officials have reported that the lead laced buns were first noticed in airport x-ray scanners. "At first we thought that explosives might be in the buns because on the x-ray screens, the lead buns look solid." After closer inspection it was determined that the only thing that these buns will explode is your waistline if you eat too many.

Health officials are urging Americans to enjoy their buns this holiday season, and steer clear of Chinese toppings and cookwear.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

RECALLED: Dangerous Playground Slide Made in China

Add one more "Made in China" dangerous recall item to the list. Officials in Tuscaloosa, AL have reported several injuries to children as a result of defective playground slides that have sharp edges.

When the city's parks department superintendent was questioned as to how such obvious flaws were not noticed by the crews that installed the slide, Superintendent Johnson said, "Well, we're all really busy here at the department... under staffed and under funded. We depend on the public to help us find these problems."

Now that the problems have been identified, it should only be about 4 weeks until the committee can decide what to do with the defective slides.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Friday, October 19, 2007

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Yes, now you can own a Submarine!

click image to enlargeThis Polaris Nuclear Sub Fires Rockets and Torpedoes, big enough for 2 kids, and only $6.98! Just don't get it wet.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Monday, August 27, 2007

Chinese Food Prank Call

click image to hear what happens when two Chinese take-out lines get crossed.

You Called Me.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Join us Sunday

Join us Sunday when Rev. Johnson gets all excited about how Ebay imitates life.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Free Moon Monster the first...Join the Monster Fan Club and get it all FREE!

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Human Robot Breaks Down While Speaking

Private industry is working on a new talking robot to serve the needs of corporate America's customer service divisions, but there are a few bugs in the mechanics which lead to rotor rings being ejected from the face of the new robots.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Drunk Monkies go HayWire! Nip at tourist's fingers.

Myanmar Monkies get aggresive, caught on video.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Batman Gives Good Spankings

The Caped Crusader has started giving spankings to women who should have received spankings a long time ago.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Ladies' day at Conney Island Hot Dog stand.

Bikini Beauty at Conney Island, New York Street
flickr photo by
adam wiseman

Free onions for all nearly-naked customers this month with a purchase of wieners at world famous Nathan's, Conney Island, New York.

Ground Crew Fail to Batten Down Hatches

Guide to Free Stuff

Andy Dick as Matthew Lesko

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Monday, August 13, 2007

Monday, August 06, 2007

Freak Show: Man pushes soda can into scalp!

Amazing! See a man push a soda can into his scalp like it's soft butter.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Tawny Roberts

We don't know who she is either...

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Cranky Pilot Slips Up, Kills None, Hurt's Seven.

Slippery Olive Oil Shipment almost sinks the ship.

Plane slides off runway

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Ubangi? You Bet! "Where's our money?"

105 years after being showcased in Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey's show, the families of the tribe of Ubangi Savages demand their forty acres and a mule. Film Director Spike Lee may plan to chronicle their plight, sources said.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Large and Small

Big and Little
click photo to go big.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Face to chest = funny

face to chest = funny
click the photo to go LARGE.

Friday, July 06, 2007

fridayFun: Space Invaders - Live

doubleclick to start video/audio stream.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Infrared Fun Comes to a Neighborhood Near You.

Bleep! You're I.D.'d And they have you on camera. This Forth of July, Neighborhood Monitors set in place newly available Infrared Vision ID systems to watchover community areas and to identify trouble. "The device sounds an alarm when it detects suspicious movement, notifing a human at an observation control node that can be covering a 10 mile radius. So smile the next time you're going for a night time walk.

Monday, June 25, 2007

DJ Slee Stax

Yo, That's Fresh! Reptilian Illuminati envoy DJ Slee Stax mixes dope cuts at a secret downtown club.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Friday, June 22, 2007

Monday, June 18, 2007

Son of SmogMan returns!

Steam Man of the Prairies
Originally uploaded by sobreiro

The Son of SmogMan has returned to the city. Call the police if you see him.

Downtown Punishment Resumes

Originally uploaded by jacktraxx

Some say it's been to long, others disagree, what do you think?

Clown Family on Death Rampage

Clown family in car
Originally uploaded by feastoffools

SHOCKING! Mexican Killer Clowns have been sighted in Chicago driving to kill all who get in their way.

Uncle Sam Breaks Free

Originally uploaded by Dr Baa

Uncle Sam has a hot stick of dynamite.

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Presidential X-Ray Glasses

xray-monk-specs, originally uploaded by mari_simm.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Devil Jumps Up, Caught in Photographs!

Haddie like tah had sum cream, er no?

Friday, May 25, 2007

English Rock and Pop Star Phil Collins goes on turkey meat binge!

Number 322 Gluttonous-Slim, originally uploaded by Ape Lad.

AMAZING! With royalty checks coming in monthly, musician Phil Collins wouldn't have to work for the next 237 years! Royalties for hits like "Sussudio", and "In the air tonight" bring in an amount equal to $2300 a day! - more than enough to keep the unshaven Collins in an endless supply of turkey legs.

For Phill Collins, it's Turkey, full-speed-ahead!

You Read It First at The Atomic Eye!

SHOCKING!!! Multi-Eyed Yellow Suit is Made From Butter Substitute!

E is for Experiment, originally uploaded by Ape Lad.


Hey Dummie!

177 Lamont the Junkman, originally uploaded by Ape Lad.

How's about I put five uv theese across yo lip?

Issue No.177 Lamont the Junkman

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Originally uploaded by FIDALGO 72

Star Wars Troops take over Earth, seen here in Portugal.

Olivia Munn from AOTS

Olivia Munn from AOTS
Originally uploaded by polyergos

The Foxy Olivia Munn as seen at the Star Wars party at the Los Angeles Convention Center.

Olivia Munn from AOTS

Olivia Munn from AOTS, originally uploaded by polyergos.

The Foxy Olivia Munn as seen at the Star Wars party at the Los Angeles Convention Center.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

A Diet with the Power of Photoshop

Click to Play Video

Eat all you want, we'll fix it in post.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Impress the Ladies! Play the Saw!

Here's just the trick to woo the Ladies, learn to play the Musical Saw! You Play or NO PAY! How can you resist this fantastic offer? Playing the saw is as easy as whistling! Act now and you'll learn the secret to preventing an ugly accident should the saw slip! Careful big fella!

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Paris Hilton Autopsy

Here we see a clay model of the
Paris Hilton Autopsy by artist, Daniel Edwards. Paris Hilton is depicted in pre-autopsy form with "Tinkerbell." Life Size, 2007 more...

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