Monday, October 10, 2005

The End is Here

Transmitting from a mosque in Iraq, Muslim insurgents proclaim the end of Muslim TV as we know it. Starting tomorrow, the Iraqi airwaves will be filled with the new and improved Muslim TV that will include an overnight muslim shopping channel and several reality shows including a Donald Trump Apprentice rip-off that features suicide bomber apprentices who team up to plan new ways to blow themselves up in Baghdad's Green Zone. Every week a contestant is Fired at with an AK-47 and sent home in a plastic bag. Check local listings for air times.

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