Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Worm Men spotted in the Foothills!


Officials have made an official announcement...

STAY OUT OF THE FOOTHILLS!

There have been several sightings of Worm Men, mostly near streams and creeks in the local foothills. They have a voracious appetite for meat as indicated by several deer carcasses found near their underground burrows. So far there have been no reports of attacks on humans, however local police are investigating recent missing person reports.

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