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City Planet speeds towards Earth

City PLanet
Originally uploaded by mikegocrazy

NASA Astronomers have announced the detection of a small planet that is speeding towards Earth. The small planet appears to have once been inhabited by an advanced life form based on what appears to be large structures on the planet's surface. Have no fear, the small planet wont reach Earth for another 100,000 years, astronomers said.

A Great Illusion

If you look at the above images from your seat in front of the computer, Mr. Angry is on the left, and Ms.Calm is on the right.

Get up from your seat, and move back 12 feet, and PRESTO!! they switch places!

It is said this illusion was created by Phillippe G.Schyns and Aud e Oliva of the University of Glasgow .

Special Holiday Purchase: AK-47 Assault Rifle

The Shopping Channel has 10,000 AK-47 Assault Rifles available for immediate purchase. Makes for a great gift for kids too!

Hi-Jinx in the office copy room.

Watch as this guy breaks the glass on the copier while making a copy of his derriere.

Wonder Woman picks up her Methadone

Image Originally uploaded to flickr by Gulliver

On this Thanksgiving Eve, Wonder Woman was spotted in Hollywood as she picked up her methadone. Paparazzi Gulliver was crawling the seedy Hollywood back streets when he came across the DC Comics superheroine as she demanded quicker service. Representatives for DC Comics were unreachable for comment at the time of this publication.

You'll like these Hot Buns

In preparation for the upcoming Thanksgiving festivities, the National Baking Institute is urging America to enjoy hot buns. Chef Scott Peecock, an Alabama Chef by way of Georgia says, "Your entire family will go wild when they see your hot buns this Thanksgiving".

However, some say that this year's crop may have more lead content than in past years. Floyd Pbvein, a metal toxicology specialist cautions, "This year, the Shiny Glaze has made its way from China to American store shelves. It's the shiny glaze that contains the problem." The Chinese glaze is similar to the glaze used in pottery, and it may contain traces of lead.

TSA officials have reported that the lead laced buns were first noticed in airport x-ray scanners. "At first we thought that explosives might be in the buns because on the x-ray screens, the lead buns look solid." After closer inspection it was determined that the only thing that these buns will explode is your waistline if you eat too many.

Health officials are urging Americans to enjoy their buns this holiday season, and steer clear of Chinese toppings and cookwear.

RECALLED: Dangerous Playground Slide Made in China

Add one more "Made in China" dangerous recall item to the list. Officials in Tuscaloosa, AL have reported several injuries to children as a result of defective playground slides that have sharp edges.

When the city's parks department superintendent was questioned as to how such obvious flaws were not noticed by the crews that installed the slide, Superintendent Johnson said, "Well, we're all really busy here at the department... under staffed and under funded. We depend on the public to help us find these problems."

Now that the problems have been identified, it should only be about 4 weeks until the committee can decide what to do with the defective slides.

Tips to protect your privacy.

Originally uploaded by _solidstate

Wilford Brimley - The Beetis Rap

from etherphoria

He didn't hold a gun, so...

From Practicing Troublemaker on flickr

Remember, Uncle Sam is Watching You.

UNCLE SAM IS

Got RFID?

A Clue: You Need A Bigger Ass

Dick Cheney Got It Right in 1994

iPhone

Yes, now you can own a Submarine!

click image to enlargeThis Polaris Nuclear Sub Fires Rockets and Torpedoes, big enough for 2 kids, and only $6.98! Just don't get it wet.

Restroom smoker gets extinguished

Smoker Owned by Co-Worker

Sabotaged?

How *NOT* to Fly a Micro-Light Plane

Dogs will serve you at fast food establishments.

Terrorists Grab Mickey

New Show from Iranian MTv: Jihad My Ride

Friday Fun: Bikini Fever

Bikini Fever.

Make Mine Milk!

Girl swallows Eel, claims to like it in her mouth.

My Tongue - The most amazing bloopers are here

Internet How To Video teaches dangerous hacks

Laser Flashlight Hack! -

Chinese Food Prank Call

click image to hear what happens when two Chinese take-out lines get crossed.

You Called Me.

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Join us Sunday when Rev. Johnson gets all excited about how Ebay imitates life.

Free Moon Monster

Hurry...be the first...Join the Monster Fan Club and get it all FREE!

Human Robot Breaks Down While Speaking

Private industry is working on a new talking robot to serve the needs of corporate America's customer service divisions, but there are a few bugs in the mechanics which lead to rotor rings being ejected from the face of the new robots.

Drunk Monkies go HayWire! Nip at tourist's fingers.

Myanmar Monkies get aggresive, caught on video.

New underground elixer causes tongues to grow.

Batman Gives Good Spankings

The Caped Crusader has started giving spankings to women who should have received spankings a long time ago.

Ladies' day at Conney Island Hot Dog stand.

Bikini Beauty at Conney Island, New York Street
flickr photo by adam wiseman

Free onions for all nearly-naked customers this month with a purchase of wieners at world famous Nathan's, Conney Island, New York.

Ground Crew Fail to Batten Down Hatches

Guide to Free Stuff

Andy Dick as Matthew Lesko

Chinese Face Implosion

Meet Stephen Morris

Freak Show: Man pushes soda can into scalp!

Amazing! See a man push a soda can into his scalp like it's soft butter.

They never knew what hit 'em.

Tawny Roberts

We don't know who she is either...

New Bachelors on Match.com this week.

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North Bound Train, South Bound Track

Crazy Footage Of Two Trains Colliding

Fire Fighters use Squirrels to fight flames.

Fire Fighting Squirrel Saves The World!

Beach goers touch 747

Insane 747-400 Landing -

Computer replaces Pilot, plane crashes in trees

Aircraft Crash

iPhone, good for emergencies.

l'iPhone...
Originally uploaded by dpcom

New Stretching Technique from Sweeds knocks over in this country.

Direct Video Feed Source the atomic eye sees you too.

Cranky Pilot Slips Up, Kills None, Hurt's Seven.

Slippery Olive Oil Shipment almost sinks the ship.

Plane slides off runway

Transporter: Beam down to a Manhattan street, meet the natives.

a stray eye tracks this subject on video (she was in on it) produced by the geniuses over at I DO NOTHING ALL DAY dot COM

Radio Liberty finally silenced, transmitter antennas toppled in coup attempt.

Demolición Antenas Radio Liberty

Ubangi? You Bet! "Where's our money?"

105 years after being showcased in Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey's show, the families of the tribe of Ubangi Savages demand their forty acres and a mule. Film Director Spike Lee may plan to chronicle their plight, sources said.

Large and Small

click photo to go big.

Face to chest = funny

click the photo to go LARGE.

fridayFun: Space Invaders - Live

doubleclick to start video/audio stream.

Infrared Fun Comes to a Neighborhood Near You.

Bleep! You're I.D.'d And they have you on camera. This Forth of July, Neighborhood Monitors set in place newly available Infrared Vision ID systems to watchover community areas and to identify trouble. "The device sounds an alarm when it detects suspicious movement, notifing a human at an observation control node that can be covering a 10 mile radius. So smile the next time you're going for a night time walk.

Termites are driven out by Orange Oil. Exterminaters finish with a dance routine.

Two Freestyle Dancers Drive out the Termites with Orange Oil crank shafter after boot

DJ Slee Stax

Yo, That's Fresh! Reptilian Illuminati envoy DJ Slee Stax mixes dope cuts at a secret downtown club.

Late for fresh donuts.

Greetings from the beach.

A view into a parallel universe, where everything is the same, only a little different.

The hamburgers are made from people!

Son of SmogMan returns!

Steam Man of the Prairies
Originally uploaded by sobreiro

The Son of SmogMan has returned to the city. Call the police if you see him.

Downtown Punishment Resumes

Spank
Originally uploaded by jacktraxx

Some say it's been to long, others disagree, what do you think?

Clown Family on Death Rampage

Clown family in car
Originally uploaded by feastoffools
SHOCKING! Mexican Killer Clowns have been sighted in Chicago driving to kill all who get in their way.

Uncle Sam Breaks Free

KRAZY KAPLAN = THE MAN
Originally uploaded by Dr Baa

Uncle Sam has a hot stick of dynamite.

Caught on Video: Perilous Water Slide Ride

Presidential X-Ray Glasses

xray-monk-specs, originally uploaded by mari_simm.

Our Top Pixel-Head Mechanic - Busy As Usual

Devil Jumps Up, Caught in Photographs!

Haddie like tah had sum cream, er no?

English Rock and Pop Star Phil Collins goes on turkey meat binge!

Number 322 Gluttonous-Slim, originally uploaded by Ape Lad.

AMAZING! With royalty checks coming in monthly, musician Phil Collins wouldn't have to work for the next 237 years! Royalties for hits like "Sussudio", and "In the air tonight" bring in an amount equal to $2300 a day! - more than enough to keep the unshaven Collins in an endless supply of turkey legs.

For Phill Collins, it's Turkey, full-speed-ahead!

You Read It First at The Atomic Eye!

SHOCKING!!! Multi-Eyed Yellow Suit is Made From Butter Substitute!

E is for Experiment, originally uploaded by Ape Lad.

SEMI-EXCLUSIVE FOR THE ATOMIC EYE!

Hey Dummie!

177 Lamont the Junkman, originally uploaded by Ape Lad.

How's about I put five uv theese across yo lip?

Issue No.177 Lamont the Junkman

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Originally uploaded by FIDALGO 72

Star Wars Troops take over Earth, seen here in Portugal.

Olivia Munn from AOTS

Olivia Munn from AOTS
Originally uploaded by polyergos

The Foxy Olivia Munn as seen at the Star Wars party at the Los Angeles Convention Center.

Olivia Munn from AOTS

Olivia Munn from AOTS, originally uploaded by polyergos.

The Foxy Olivia Munn as seen at the Star Wars party at the Los Angeles Convention Center.

Nudki Pin-Up Girls

A Diet with the Power of Photoshop

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Eat all you want, we'll fix it in post.

New Electric Sign Goes Up!

The Atomic Eye got its name in lights from notcelebrity.co.uk

Lost Star Wars Scene Rescued from Cutting Room Floor

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Impress the Ladies! Play the Saw!

Here's just the trick to woo the Ladies, learn to play the Musical Saw! You Play or NO PAY! How can you resist this fantastic offer? Playing the saw is as easy as whistling! Act now and you'll learn the secret to preventing an ugly accident should the saw slip! Careful big fella!

Paris Hilton Autopsy

Here we see a clay model of the
Paris Hilton Autopsy by artist, Daniel Edwards. Paris Hilton is depicted in pre-autopsy form with "Tinkerbell." Life Size, 2007 more...