Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Nicaragua's Army of Zombies


Just when you thought it was safe to visit Nicaragua... word of a new army of insurgents who have been growing a million man Zombie Clone Militia with super sight and heightened hearing has come to light. The U.S. State Department was contacted for comment on the issue by The Atomic Eye, however our voicemails were not returned.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Land Ho! Greetings from Tropic of Cancer @ 165 degrees west.

WE ARE 22 HRS FROM MIDWAY ISLAND. We will be joining the Captain on the bridge for sunset cocktails and Sea Mount Viewing on the Sonar Scope.



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