Ted Kennedy urges troops to lay down for insurgents.

True Story: Ted Kennedy has called for the recall of U.S. Troops in Iraq because in his mind, they have failed, and the Iraqi people don't want us there.

Koo Koo

Donald Rumsfeld plans to resign.

Defense Sec. wants to be a clown!

A World Weekly News report claims that Rumsfeld has planned on being a clown since his Nixon Days. more...

Google Image Search: Bug Eyes

This website has sho gone crazy!

Mister Natural

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Reptilians Bow Down

This is a rare photo of a Reptilian member of the Illuminati engaging in an ancient ceremony which was also passed on to the Freemasons.

Champagne Bubble Bath

This lady knows how to party.

Champagne Bubble Baths are all the rage in Western Europe, and now surprisingly, in Toronto's China Town as well. Patrons are escorted to their own personal bathroom where they have a seemingly unlimited supply of Cuban cigars, recently smuggled into the country through a Byzantine network, primarily consisting of international flight attendants who act as mules.

Patrons can puff on cigars to their heart's content. An automatic cigar monitor keeps tabs on cigars selected from the high tech humidor, automatically charging the purchase price to the patron's credit card.

In the above photo, you can tell by her purple skin that she isn't getting much oxygen in her small bath cubicle. Chances are, she's about to slip into unconsciousness, and that's when the fun begins!

Whus up, Fool?

Some times ahm only gots to say, Whus up, Foo?

Zombie Clown

This is a Zombie Clown. You can easily identify Zombie Clowns by their non-blinking stare. If you ever lock eyes with a Zombie Clown, LOOK AWAY IMMEDIATELY, or you risk having your brains turned to mush.

Hello from Venice, Las Vegas!

I don't know who these people are.

Google Image Search: Crazy Guy

A Google Image Search for "Crazy Guy" returned this image (among many others).

Japanese Fun T-Shirts

Those clever Japanese!

Bush: Alien Mind Control?

Say it ain't so! Five Aliens live inside Gee Dubya's head? Here's proof!

Greetings from Eloy Dukes.

Hello,

Thank you for visiting. This is the first post to the Atomic Eye Blog. I am Eloy Dukes, and I will be your host on this serendipitous journey through space and time.

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