Monday, January 17, 2005

Champagne Bubble Bath

This lady knows how to party.



Champagne Bubble Baths are all the rage in Western Europe, and now surprisingly, in Toronto's China Town as well. Patrons are escorted to their own personal bathroom where they have a seemingly unlimited supply of Cuban cigars, recently smuggled into the country through a Byzantine network, primarily consisting of international flight attendants who act as mules.

Patrons can puff on cigars to their heart's content. An automatic cigar monitor keeps tabs on cigars selected from the high tech humidor, automatically charging the purchase price to the patron's credit card.

In the above photo, you can tell by her purple skin that she isn't getting much oxygen in her small bath cubicle. Chances are, she's about to slip into unconsciousness, and that's when the fun begins!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I want to go to one of these places when I visit Toronto next month. How do I find one? Is there a secret symbol on the door I should be looking for?

Puddingstone

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