New "Digital X-RaY" film process can see through wool blends.

NEW ARCHIVAL FOOTAGE RELEASED. NIXON TO MAO: "Let me make one thing perfectly clear... I prefer boxers to briefs... They won me the election"

An image process developed for the U.S. Air Force for seeing through roofs and walls from high flying U2 spy planes has been applied to vintage film footage of Richard M. Nixon's victory campaign. Astonishingly, the process reveals that the President did indeed prefer boxers to briefs.

Good bye cruel world!

Our caribean safe-house reports: ON BATT POWER : WATR LEV RISING : CHECK BACK OFTEN

Kentucky Fried Chicken Heads

A new menu item is on its way to KFC locations across the globe based on great success with market tests of the new poultry delite. The Fried Chicken Head Combo comes with a basket of 3, 6, 0r 12 deep fried chicken heads in crispy batter, your choice of two sides, and a medium soft drink. In addition, and for a limited time, you can get a set of Star Wars tooth picks with your Fried Chicken Head Combo.

Lizard Men found living in Downtown Shanty Towns

It may be scary at first glance, but the Lizard Men have the decency to wear a unitard, so maybe we should treat them as equals.

Worm Men spotted in the Foothills!

Officials have made an official announcement...

STAY OUT OF THE FOOTHILLS!

There have been several sightings of Worm Men, mostly near streams and creeks in the local foothills. They have a voracious appetite for meat as indicated by several deer carcasses found near their underground burrows. So far there have been no reports of attacks on humans, however local police are investigating recent missing person reports.

Vegas Used Car Dealer sells UFOs too!

Las Vegas Used car salesman, Jerry Pippen, has a great deal on a low mileage single seater UFO. Jerry tells The Atomic Eye that this rare find was owned by a little old alien lady from the M945 galaxy, and it's a real cream puff. So come on down... this weekend Jerry has free balloons and Moon Rocks for the kids!

Big Time Jiffy Pop in Roswell

The Roswell UFO Crash was really just a large "Jiffy Pop" popcorn product, officials said.

Skeleton Boy found in Tar Pit may be from the future.

NEW CiRClar SCANNING RADAR shows, 200,000 year old skeleton has 5 previously uncharted genomes, not currently found in today's humans. Scientists from Johns Hopkins say that the skeleton may actually not have actually been born yet, speculating, "What if it's from the future?"

Evil Genius?

Well, maybe just evil...

.

Hostage photo may be a fake!

Observers have pointed out: The eyes are not life like.

Ted Kennedy urges troops to lay down for insurgents.

True Story: Ted Kennedy has called for the recall of U.S. Troops in Iraq because in his mind, they have failed, and the Iraqi people don't want us there.

Koo Koo

Donald Rumsfeld plans to resign.

Defense Sec. wants to be a clown!

A World Weekly News report claims that Rumsfeld has planned on being a clown since his Nixon Days. more...

Google Image Search: Bug Eyes

This website has sho gone crazy!

Mister Natural

.
Check out Mister Natural & others by R.Crumb now at Amazon
Your Amazon purchases support my efforts to create this site when you start your Amazon shopping by clicking the linked image above. Thank you.

Reptilians Bow Down

This is a rare photo of a Reptilian member of the Illuminati engaging in an ancient ceremony which was also passed on to the Freemasons.

Champagne Bubble Bath

This lady knows how to party.

Champagne Bubble Baths are all the rage in Western Europe, and now surprisingly, in Toronto's China Town as well. Patrons are escorted to their own personal bathroom where they have a seemingly unlimited supply of Cuban cigars, recently smuggled into the country through a Byzantine network, primarily consisting of international flight attendants who act as mules.

Patrons can puff on cigars to their heart's content. An automatic cigar monitor keeps tabs on cigars selected from the high tech humidor, automatically charging the purchase price to the patron's credit card.

In the above photo, you can tell by her purple skin that she isn't getting much oxygen in her small bath cubicle. Chances are, she's about to slip into unconsciousness, and that's when the fun begins!

Whus up, Fool?

Some times ahm only gots to say, Whus up, Foo?

Zombie Clown

This is a Zombie Clown. You can easily identify Zombie Clowns by their non-blinking stare. If you ever lock eyes with a Zombie Clown, LOOK AWAY IMMEDIATELY, or you risk having your brains turned to mush.