Friday, March 09, 2007
Thursday, March 01, 2007
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Locals call for the return of The Biff ! Stalworts Protest !
Mike Evers: "The classic Biff hamburger was the best! I say, 'Bring it back', my taste buds are waiting!"
Friday, January 12, 2007
New Guns to be issued to Iraqi Police.
Baghdad: New guns are on their way to Iraq's Police force. The pistols are a new design based on a joke toy pistol made in China. Smith & Wesson's Vice President of Marketing, Tom Tailor says that a call from Donald Rumsfeld's office in September 2006 prompted a scurry to produce 20,000 units of the special weapons. The guns are being produced in China by the Shoo Mi company of Chongqing, and will be arriving in Iraq next week.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Monday, January 01, 2007
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Saturday, December 16, 2006
The Truth Can Not Be Changed.
"The truth can not be changed", that's what is being said from Bejing to Hong Kong as underworld figures unsuccessfully try to change the truth. A troupe of women have taken up the task of enforcing the truth in the China nation.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Friday, October 13, 2006
Friday the Thirteenth
Today, in honor of Friday the Thirteenth, evils have been unleashed from the Perplexing Cabinet.
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Ants in my bathroom must die.
It's true! Ants are crossing our border at an alarming rate. The proposed 700 mile fence will not even slow them down. We call on all who read this notice to write their representatives in Washington and demand that a moat be added to the 700 mile fence to keep out illegal alien ants.
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Summer Heatwave has Snowmen working overtime!
Snowmen are working double shifts as a heatwave grips the country. Summer is usually the busiest time of the year for snowmen as they pump out ice cream one cone at a time, but the season's unusually high temperatures have put an unusually high demand on the product.The snowmen at the ice cream factories say they enjoy meeting the demand, stating, "We don't mind the extra work because it keeps us inside the factory where it's nice and cool... if we were to get off work earlier, we'd melt as before we could get to our cars in the employee lot.".
Monday, September 04, 2006
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Security Lockdown - Current Focus On Ban on Liquids May Pass Pistols:
Impossible! One might think, but with all the recent focus on banning perfume and shampoo alike, officials warn that TSA Inspectors are alert to look for more traditional contraband, like hand guns, box cutters and the like.
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Security Lockdown - What Not to Carry On Flights:
Airports have begun to send back handmade contraptions like this one. Officials said that such items must be sent in your checked baggage, but travelers are rebuffed at the first checkpoint. At primary inspection, be prepared to show your identification and travel documents if asked for them.
Voted Best: Peter Murphy, Australia
Security Lockdown - Planet Earth
Security is tight as airports sniff out domestic bred enemies of freedom by cross indexing dromedary registration records with a expired student visa data base to sniff out terrorists as they enter the airport's main viaduct, and utility access gates.
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Bush's boys are sniffing your packets.
"I understand you've been lookin' at stuff on the Internets..."
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