Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Image Originally uploaded to flickr by Gulliver
On this Thanksgiving Eve, Wonder Woman was spotted in Hollywood as she picked up her methadone. Paparazzi Gulliver was crawling the seedy Hollywood back streets when he came across the DC Comics superheroine as she demanded quicker service. Representatives for DC Comics were unreachable for comment at the time of this publication.
Monday, November 19, 2007
However, some say that this year's crop may have more lead content than in past years. Floyd Pbvein, a metal toxicology specialist cautions, "This year, the Shiny Glaze has made its way from China to American store shelves. It's the shiny glaze that contains the problem." The Chinese glaze is similar to the glaze used in pottery, and it may contain traces of lead.
TSA officials have reported that the lead laced buns were first noticed in airport x-ray scanners. "At first we thought that explosives might be in the buns because on the x-ray screens, the lead buns look solid." After closer inspection it was determined that the only thing that these buns will explode is your waistline if you eat too many.
Health officials are urging Americans to enjoy their buns this holiday season, and steer clear of Chinese toppings and cookwear.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
When the city's parks department superintendent was questioned as to how such obvious flaws were not noticed by the crews that installed the slide, Superintendent Johnson said, "Well, we're all really busy here at the department... under staffed and under funded. We depend on the public to help us find these problems."
Now that the problems have been identified, it should only be about 4 weeks until the committee can decide what to do with the defective slides.