Monday, October 24, 2005
Ape brothers, Charles and Richard McCurdy have formed a limited liability company called Gone Banana's - a fruit specialty store in the California Desert border town of Thermal. The fruit boutique is the latest in a wave of recent stores opened by retired circus animals. The Brothers McCurdy plan to host a cable TV show on Thermal's Public Access channel that will feature the Gorilla Duo's tips for picking out the best quality fruit as well as unique fruit serving ideas that will make you the hit of the year when you apply the Ape serving tips at your next dinner party.
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Sunday, October 23, 2005
From a secret government facility deep below the green hills of Virginia comes this genetically engineered human who will greet children at the White House front gate on Halloween. If you plan on visiting the White House, don't forget to bring 3 pieces of I.D., and be prepared to give a blood and DNA sample.
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Monday, October 10, 2005
Transmitting from a mosque in Iraq, Muslim insurgents proclaim the end of Muslim TV as we know it. Starting tomorrow, the Iraqi airwaves will be filled with the new and improved Muslim TV that will include an overnight muslim shopping channel and several reality shows including a Donald Trump Apprentice rip-off that features suicide bomber apprentices who team up to plan new ways to blow themselves up in Baghdad's Green Zone. Every week a contestant is Fired at with an AK-47 and sent home in a plastic bag. Check local listings for air times.
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